Stand-up goy

London
Joined February 2013
Jake Missing retweeted
I wrote a long read for the Guardian about the evolution of the British trap house, focusing on the story of a friend of mine who was 'cuckooed' twice in London. The first time was grim, but the second cuckooing sparked a fascinating friendship. theguardian.com/news/ng-inte…
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I need to visit Cabo Verde. I need to kiss the ground. I need to shake every person’s hand and thank them individually for what they’ve given us.
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Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine
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ArseKnicks 2026 ❤️🤍🧡💙
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I need this Brunson shirt so bad
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we both up now
never thought I’d be more hopeful about socialism than arsenal and yet here we are.
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After 22 years @Arsenal are bringing the @premierleague trophy home 🏆and to celebrate there will be a special parade in Islington on Sunday 31 May (1/3)
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I’ve spent the last three hours doing trophy lifts on Blackstock Road with an inflatable I’ve been holding onto for 22 years. This video has absolutely sent me :,)
This belongs to all of us.
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I died, my soul left my body, and then I died again. I've died many a death. They have killed me. These guys should be tried in The Hague for what they're putting me through.
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Last ten mins there has altered my mental state maybe forever; nobody should be weeping with anxiety in a pub. COYG
I don’t think I’ve enjoyed a single minute of this season.
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Been trying to remember what this reminds me of and suddenly clocked it’s the first time I took pingers
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My entire mental health currently rests on a 16-year-old. What a stupid fucking sport.
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I hate arsenal
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It's disgusting!
Zohran Mamdani is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2025 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while supporting such a terrible organisation. I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.
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Just had a constituent sign my petition because I’m an Arsenal fan
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David Lynch enjoying two cookies and a coke.
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NEW YORK 🧡
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White Hart Lane, 20 years ago today. Me and my old man (looking v young). Decent afternoon
Replying to @REDactionAFC
Not seen this high res version before, posted on the Arsenal app this morning. Some faces in there
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Jake Missing retweeted
Richard Serra made a spectacular, lifelong habit of getting banned from The Odeon, stretching back to its previous life as Towers Cafeteria
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