Stand-up goy

London
Joined February 2013
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I wrote a long read for the Guardian about the evolution of the British trap house, focusing on the story of a friend of mine who was 'cuckooed' twice in London. The first time was grim, but the second cuckooing sparked a fascinating friendship. theguardian.com/news/ng-inte…
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I need to visit Cabo Verde. I need to kiss the ground. I need to shake every person’s hand and thank them individually for what they’ve given us.
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Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine
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I need this Brunson shirt so bad
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we both up now
never thought I’d be more hopeful about socialism than arsenal and yet here we are.
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I died, my soul left my body, and then I died again. I've died many a death. They have killed me. These guys should be tried in The Hague for what they're putting me through.
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Jake Missing retweeted
Been trying to remember what this reminds me of and suddenly clocked it’s the first time I took pingers
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My entire mental health currently rests on a 16-year-old. What a stupid fucking sport.
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I hate arsenal
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It's disgusting!
Zohran Mamdani is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2025 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while supporting such a terrible organisation. I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.
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Just had a constituent sign my petition because I’m an Arsenal fan
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David Lynch enjoying two cookies and a coke.
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Jake Missing retweeted
NEW YORK 🧡
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Richard Serra made a spectacular, lifelong habit of getting banned from The Odeon, stretching back to its previous life as Towers Cafeteria
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Jake Missing retweeted
My piece on Israel & Gaza from earlier this week. tribunemag.co.uk/2023/10/rob…
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Jake Missing retweeted
HAPPENING NOW: 100s of Jews gather at Parliament Square to make clear that we will not let our grief be weaponised to justify genocide. As Rishi Sunak visits Israel, we demand he pushes for: ceasefire now, release the hostages, end the siege on Gaza.
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We are flattered that @TheBearFX producers took the time to painstakingly mock up our site. Fortunately, restaurants are no longer closing due to Covid-19, but we do have an Italian Beef guide that you might be interested in? theinfatuation.com/chicago/g…
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Daisy Jones (@daisythejones) explores how the pandemic has changed the way we party, plus Jake Missing (@jakemissing) spotlights chef Philip Juma (@philipjuma), who is putting Iraqi cuisine on the London food map with his takeaway restaurant Juma Kitchen (@jumakitchen).
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Victorian Era Radiator with Bread warmer.
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