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very rarely tweeting 🌈

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2011
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barista: name please? student athlete: 😤You'll Know My Name 😈 When I Make It 🔥Grind Never Stops💯I Stay Hustlin💪🏼Family 1st🙌🏼Philippians 4:13
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No more white Santa
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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The Kennedy Center is speaking now, bitch.
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if I was a cat a human saying "ooo big stretch" would piss me off
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There’s something almost chilling about peoples’ yards this time of year. Pumpkins, tombstones… Even literal skeletons. And so many of us never stop to ask ourselves why.
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Not a big deal- children are perfectly capable of making up their own minds. For example, Texas has had curriculum standards requiring students to study reading and math for years now, and they don’t do either of those things.
BREAKING: Texas approves new school curriculum standards requiring students to study Israel’s founding and controversial aspects of early Islamic history. The changes take effect in 2030.
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European explaining how deep a lake is: Imagine destroying Africa
Lake Baikal in Russia has *so* much water that if it were emptied over Africa, it would cover the *entire continent* in 0.78 metres (2 ft 7 in) of depth. And this is despite Baikal being only 1/1000th of Africa’s surface area. 1/2
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JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby
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Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.
I just found out that Americans have a different version of Monopoly rather than the one with London locations on it. Which should honestly have been common sense. But I just assumed the London one was the default board everywhere
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Bro thought he was back on the island
President Trump chases down a small child on stage.
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When a man and a woman love each other very much they create a synthpop duo
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One prominent politician who hasn't chimed in yet on the reversal of @USMNT's Folarin Balogun's 1-game suspension: Mayor Zohran Mamdani. Before the suspension was reversed, tho, Mamdani said on his "Morning Pitch" stream yesterday that Balogun was "cruelly" given a red card.
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Nah bro no BS delete my number
Have yall ever tasted yall significant others breast milk? Asking for a friend
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2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg
obama term 2 really did have some of the worst music drops of all time
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Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara
Trump: "We don't need oil. We don't need the strait. We don't need anything."
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they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention
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