@lizeb

Lize Burr is keeping the world safe for democracy, one Tweet at a time.

 austin, texas
Joined March 2008
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"How did I go, in a year and a half, from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? ... Then it occurred to me: I haven't gotten funnier. The show has gotten really bad!" youtube.com/watch?v=kB-D0WWj…

Norm Macdonald - From cast, to outcast, to host.

A friend of mine has never heard of Norm!

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Well, that’s me dancing for democracy in the navy cap. Join us on Saturday in Austin! #MarchforDemocracy #PoorPeoplesCampaign
Janelle Bludau@janelle_bludau29 Jul 2021
Stopping for a break.. a DANCE BREAK. 🎶 @KHOU @BetoORourke @UniteThePoor #PoorPeoplesCampaign #MarchForDemocracy
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My old time Spidey senses just wondered “Who registered @ThatCaseofMillerLite on Twitter just now? #txlege #hero
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#ThatCaseofMillerLite2022
Jason Embry
@JasonEmbry12 Jul 2021
Summer 2021 in a nutshell: Put that case of Miller Lite in the Bullock Museum. #txlege
Anyone else just sick of this guy’s Twitter? Pathetic
Senator John Cornyn
@JohnCornyn10 Feb 2021
Pathetic
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How can I still be floored by Senator Baby Jane? #txlege
Scott Braddock
@scottbraddock10 Feb 2021
Finance Chair Nelson says she can't believe there was a $40 million expenditure for pay raises in AG Paxton's office and it was handled the way it was. "It made me very very unhappy," Nelson said #TxLege
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Unsurprisingly, @DanRather wins the night
Dan Rather
@DanRather8 Feb 2021
Me, not so long ago, trying to figure out what a “meme” was. 😀 xitter.cf/Skeeter696969/status/1…
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I’m at the “an Indeed commercial makes me cry” portion of the pandemic #SuperBowl
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Too bad Bernie wouldn’t lend Tom his coat. #berniesmittens
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The #NoFlyList is great. The fact that those people can still go buy an assault rifle after getting kicked off the plane for trying to overthrow the government...not so great.
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Thank God they did it before something really bad happened.
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The Root@TheRoot6 Jan 2021
Things Black folks have been killed for in America: Sleeping in your own bed Holding an Arizona iced tea  Having a broken tail light Playing with toys Things white folks won't even get arrested for in America: Invading the U.S. Capitol: bit.ly/3bemBoJ
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This is THE STORY, people. It’s not like the Capitol Police don’t like to sport their riot gear + make a show of force. #DCProtests
Better Nate Than Never@N8teChandler6 Jan 2021
Just so we’re clear, this is what it looked like at the #BlackLivesMatter rally last year. So, you tell me what is different #DCProtests
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This is what @cnn is not reporting: widespread police support for this armed attack on the US Capitol. This is not a protest—this is an assault.
Scott Braddock
@scottbraddock6 Jan 2021
The @TexasGOP Sgt at Arms seemingly endorsing the violence at the US Capitol #DCProtests
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Can someone pls explain to me why my influential + powerful US senator @JohnCornyn spends all his time tweeting about election results instead of DEALING WITH THE COVID SURGE? #txlege
Senator John Cornyn
@JohnCornyn13 Nov 2020
Donald Trump made inroads in South Texas this year. These voters explain why. texastribune.org/2020/11/13/… via @TexasTribune

Why these South Texas voters say they turned to Donald Trump

Voters in the historically Democratic stronghold of South Texas are left wondering whether this was simply a strange election during an unusual year or a sign of a profound political realignment in...

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So I detect an anger pivot here?How about a congratulations to your former colleague on his election, Big John?
Senator John Cornyn
@JohnCornyn7 Nov 2020
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This is what black female leadership looks like—it makes room at the table for everyone 🙏🏼
Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris7 Nov 2020
This election is about so much more than @JoeBiden or me. It’s about the soul of America and our willingness to fight for it. We have a lot of work ahead of us. Let’s get started.
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It’s Wednesday in America!!!
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Y’all, this is MY congressman. I live in AUSTIN, about 15 mins from UT. And this asshat from Fort Worth, whom Twitter has suspended because his tweets are LIES, supposedly represents me. #texasgerrymanderisreal
Bud Kennedy / #ReadLocal
@BudKennedy6 Nov 2020
Fort Worth native @RepRWilliams, who represents both some of the most conservative people in Texas and also some of the most liberal, sides with the President but gets slapped (screenshots from Twitter) #tx25
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This fucker tweeted this 1 HOUR AGO. And his flunk is @JohnCornyn retweeted it, hoping it makes him look a strong defender of small-d democracy. WHERE TF WERE Y’ALL LAST NIGHT?#suchcowards
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell
@SenMcConnell6 Nov 2020
Here’s how this must work in our great country: Every legal vote should be counted. Any illegally-submitted ballots must not. All sides must get to observe the process. And the courts are here to apply the laws & resolve disputes. That's how Americans' votes decide the result.
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