Aspiring aspiring. BFA in Illustration. Useless entity full of rage. Mostly retweets, partly snark. Questioning; he/she/they
Illinois, USA
Joined April 2012
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First rule of determining an answer to the question "is it art?"
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If critics make a lot of noise about it not being art, it's probably art.
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Holy shit. I just got pwned. iPhone suddenly crashed, rebooted, locked. Checked router stats. Total exfiltration ongoing. Panicked, tried to shut off network. Router also locked. Unplugged router. Didn't matter. Router harvesting zero-point energy. As a last-ditch resort, tried to smash my iPhone. All the atoms in the hammer quantum-phased right through. Hackers got everything, all of it. All my penis pictures.
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If you're a single-issue gas price voter, you should probably spend like 5 minutes looking up how oil prices work. You'd learn that the US president has very little impact on them unless they do something crazy like shut down a pathway for a quarter of the world's oil.
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Goodnight from Stephanie Ellis, trying to read the story under the headline: ‘THE DEVIL KILLS IN HOOKLAND’ from across the tram. Goodnight from Jack Belford, following the paths in Long Wolver Woods gilded electrum by the last of the Hunter’s Moon. Goodnight from Hookland.
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Fun fact: the term “kaiju” just means “strange beast” or “strange creature” so any weird little guy can be a kaiju. My cat Marla is a Kaiju. Pikachu is a kaiju. Jimothy is a kaiju. Neal the Seal is a kaiju. There’s a separate term, daikaiju, for the super huge ones like Godzilla. But i think we should normalize calling it a “kaiju encounter” whenever we meet like a really fat squirrel
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sometimes when I am really annoyed with a D&D group I deploy The Feint in which I give all the characters everything they ask for no strings attached for one whole evening and they drive themselves insane trying to figure out the hidden catch as I sit back and drink tea
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“Tweeting, but not texting back?!” Yes, because monologuing costs much less mental energy than dialoguing.
A dialog requires me to call up and analyze all my memories with a specific person to constrain my responses according to the context, whereas a monologue does not.
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I saw a little girl dressed up as a bee keeper at trunk or treat AND SHE HAD HER GUINEA PIG IN A TINY PORTABLE CAGE AND IT WAS WEARING A BEE COSTUME.
