It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
Askwith, England
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‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
Was it by being considered the best player by a panel?
Kane ends England's 25-year Ballon d'Or wait - how he bucked the trend bbc.in/4i58ft0
When I fill my old fashioned whistling kettle I check inside to make sure a mouse hasn’t climbed in much more than I thought I would when I was in my 20’s.
If there is an extinction level event in the highly unlikely scenario that I’m offered a place in a bunker I’ll politely decline. I’d rather sit in a field with my dog and watch the flash than deal with office politics in a cave I can’t leave.
Me: Why are you quietly asking everyone to stockpile emergency rations like it ain’t no big thing?
The Government: No specific reason we haven’t told you about. There’s no likelihood of something we know about happening and us hiding it until it’s too late. Why would we lie?
You don’t hear much about those St Christopher medal pendants with a fold out list of emergency contacts and medical conditions anymore.
Because I went to a city on Sunday looking for cars, I’ve been near people and tonight my nose is running like a tap I’m getting a cold. First of the year. Before home working this was a 6 times a year occurrence.
One of my favourite things is when someone either on FB or even by handwritten poster that their ‘business’* is closing, but they say THIS IS NOT THE END.
*daft idea that was never going to be profitable e.g. entirely celery based cafe or chinchilla groomer.
It is the end.