It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
Askwith, England
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‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
I thought to myself, I’ll get another box of it, googled it and found it’s actually discontinued and unopened boxes of it such as I had until 2 days ago are going for over £65. Fuck my life. 2/2
I’m in a bit of a drinking tea phase which is unusual for me. Quite the blow for the many women that have left me because of a supposed ‘inability to be spontaneous’. I had an unopened packet of this in the cupboard. 1/2
I’ve been feeling progressively weaker over the last few weeks. I think even a glimpse of tits would finish me off, and what would happen to my money then? It’s a worry, what with not having filled in the beneficiary on this blank signed will.
Happy #Marmygherks Eve to all who celebrate it. May your shreds be thick cut, and vinegary.
You’ll do. retweeted
Took my grandfather to Farm Foods to get his shopping just now. He was only 23 when he fought in the trenches during World War 1. He got upset when he saw that no one was wearing a poppy. “This is why we need a Rupert Lowe in No 10” he said through tear filled eyes 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I’m not into high end audio equipment my hearing is knackered. They’re 80% as good as high end earbuds at 20% of the price. Fine for me dog walking etc.
Not to be overly selfish, but I’d quite like the chancellor to leave pensions alone tomorrow given that I’m 17 days away from taking mine.
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a day filled with blowjobs/pegging/a nice cup of tea and a slice o’ cake*
*delete as applicable
Was it by being considered the best player by a panel?
Kane ends England's 25-year Ballon d'Or wait - how he bucked the trend bbc.in/4i58ft0
