Was it by being considered the best player by a panel?

…is probably the saddest on so many levels statement ever made

Glamourpuss on the wards klaxon! Hope all goes well tomorrow 🙂

Every day is a school day!

I might be misremembering but I think some of the code words were answers to the times or telegraph crossword a few days before d-day and it caused a panic

When I fill my old fashioned whistling kettle I check inside to make sure a mouse hasn’t climbed in much more than I thought I would when I was in my 20’s.

‘D’you know?’ Yes, that was one of them. @rentaquill will know

If you don’t call where they live the ‘prawnhub’, I’ll be very disappointed

If there is an extinction level event in the highly unlikely scenario that I’m offered a place in a bunker I’ll politely decline. I’d rather sit in a field with my dog and watch the flash than deal with office politics in a cave I can’t leave.

Me: Why are you quietly asking everyone to stockpile emergency rations like it ain’t no big thing? The Government: No specific reason we haven’t told you about. There’s no likelihood of something we know about happening and us hiding it until it’s too late. Why would we lie?

I’m just glad G didn’t text anyone at 9pm on a Sunday night expecting them to sort out the issue like they have magical powers in regard of M&S

I think you’ve had more than enough of them, Sir.

Dads understand. The how much dance is a thing of beauty.

Grifvinted.

Her BMI is ‘healthy’, sir.

They’re all the same, dreadful. The banks, not your friends.

I’ve kept some for your stocking.

Fucking hell lads, Lemsip are £7. @andyburnham sort it out fella.