@procdaddy

my sentiments kinda sorta. part time yearner.

 Arkansas, USA
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Joined April 2008
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I don’t even masturbate with my left hand, but I trust it entirely to drive a car.
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Sometimes you have to let people go so they can find someone worse than you.
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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I would like for AI to die
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Follow you in a moonlight following the sunlight kinda way.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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T@BellahJosieOct 25
your whole existence is poetry
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@ChelsElaina18h
You’ll never hate anyone more than the previous owners of the home you bought
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@Asensii2021h
WHAT A GOAL FROM LAMINE YAMAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Lamine Yamal in El Clasico: 0 goals 0 assists 0 chances created 0 big chances created 0 shots on target 0 key passes 0 accurate crosses Cardio.
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WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON IN RUSSIA 🇷🇺 KEEPER SCORING FROM A FREE KICK IN THE 86TH MINUTE…
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T@BellahJosieOct 25
*taps hi hat until morale improves*
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I am the best music producer right now in this holiday inn lobby
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Oilers Connor McDavid, Leon Draisaitl & Evan Bouchard (11 GP) Fastest teammate trio to begin a season with 20 points each since Spezza, Alfredsson & Heatley for the 2005-06 Senators
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Drinking a Dr Pepper on Dr Pepper day is the real hero’s journey, happy 10/24 to all who celebrate <3
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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Stuckey
@Stuckey2Oct 24
For all of my fellow losers. Today is 10/24/26 Pythagorean triple day: 10²+ 24²= 26² Can only happen in first third of a century and will be last one of our lifetime (unless you live another 80+ years)
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i think one of the most underrated luxuries in life is not having to guess what somebody meant.
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honestly very alarming as to how many adults do not know the difference between left and right…
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Arms should be removable at bedtime.
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