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fuck it, theory of gravity:
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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hard to explain, but getting some fun little new twists to the whole, "manufactured discourse," thing where the big rage bait accounts that are artificially amplified on this platform are using strategic blocks and tag team sock puppets to prop up their extremely bad argument lol
no he didn't, and again he didn't initially even bring up sex, he just said "intimacy" the lady in the screenshots and people like you are the ones claiming it's all about intercourse or nothing. neither the fella, nor me, actually said that was the case
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I'm not going to do anything about it btw, according to prevailing research theres really only about 100 million or so real humans actually using X anymore and somewhere between 180-550 million bots and/or inauthentic accounts here so even though the battles go on the war is over
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you can interpret who actually won that particular war any way you like because one way to look at it is, "well the hard right under Elon Musk now dominates the platform," but another is "almost all of the real humans have left this place and now it's a mechanical ghost town" ymv
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getting a whole lot of, "men are not allowed to stop dating if they don't want to," vibes from the TL lately and, frankly, ladies, its kind of fucking rapey you can break it off for any reason whatsoever, thats a given, thats just basic ethics in human relations right there, ffs
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this doesn't track, right? if a woman can withdraw consent for physical intimacy at literally any point, for any reason and there's to be no questioning that (which I agree with, btw) then certainly a man can withdraw his consent for spending his own time and money for any reason
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of course both of those things apply in the inverse, a more key and central point here is this is all very basic stuff and shouldn't really even be up for debate trying to argue against this particular premise at all is *extremely* telling of an individual's sense of entitlement
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Replying to @polypocketknife
Honestly, this is what makes it even funnier. They collect all that data about us just to keep showing ads for stuff nobody asked for.
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Replying to @TMTLongShort
From Oliver Cromwell to Che Guevara the list is long man, some of the most brutal chapters in history have come about from a competent but dispossessed technocrat class staring at a future of downward mobility and saying “Nope”.
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Just spoke to an insider Start killing and eating your neighbors
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Replying to @godspeed_aflame
Take a shower and be comically evil will probably get you laid…
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Replying to @godspeed_aflame
the most important dating tip is to be extremely lucky
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A lot of advice for men doesn't work if you're already a good person and relatively well kept, it kinda assumes you're starting from a deficit rather than 0
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Firm hand shake. Eye contact. Hand her your resume.
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Replying to @godspeed_aflame
In the street, always walk on the outside of her That way, when she bores you, you can easily hop on a passing tram or flatbed
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The good version is : be the most extroverted person you've ever met in your life. Which is positive and worth doing but still kind of insane
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Replying to @godspeed_aflame
You're forgetting "Have you tried being Brad Pitt?"
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Being a drug dealer is solid dating advice but I would start with having drugs and being near girls who want drugs before taking the plunge.
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