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I think I'm funny

Birmingham, AL
Joined July 2010
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banana bowl son or Paris Baguette daughter #DWTS
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I mean jesse armstrong told us
Apple announces its Live Rewind feature for Apple Watch, which will allow users to view what was said around them in the previous 15 seconds. #AppleEvent
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I’m serious about making paellas. This is the season of us
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Dolly Parton you changed my life when you picked a lock with your acrylics in Hannah Montana #RIP
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julie andrews please don't take unnecessary journeys or go down treacherous roads
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‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is officially in the works, confirms director. Nicolas Cage set to return. (Via: inquirer.com/entertainment/n…)
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yeah and i'm gonna do it again tonight
Dormir nesta posição é a pior coisa que você pode fazer para sua coluna, segundo cientistas.
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i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl
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life was so simple when i would hear this song everywhere and now i live paycheck to paycheck
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apple store employees when you ask them if the phone you just bought for $2000 has a charger included
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The Odyssey was the loudest movie maybe ever I thought I was going to die on the ship with them
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"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.
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i listened to ttpd from start to finish on the plane and…album of the fucking century
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GUYS THIS IS INSANE THIS IS THE BEST HES EVER SOUNDED
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THIS IS THE PERFECT EDIT OMG😭😭😭
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have fun, New York
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App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.
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Feliz día de la Met Gala a todos los que celebran.
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the met gala is tomorrow!!
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Today is Earth Day.
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