somethings on fire
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Three weeks ago: Hidden footage of Caleb Williams crying at a relative’s funeral has many questioning if the young quarterback has what it takes to lead a football juggernaut
Today: Caleb Williams has begun channeling the wrath of the primordial demon Ba’al Kuushn
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bought a bottle of sherry and couldn’t get the cork out all day, which became a looming Thing: I realized, in time, that I couldn’t run hectically downstairs in the late evening, begging someone to open the damn thing, as if I were some sort of unspeakable addict 10/17/56
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Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
No wonder the bears are losing
Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
Had a dream I was playing football with Carolina panthers legends Cam Newton & Steve Smith but I kept needing pine tar on my hand to throw the ball where I wanted. It would slip out and go any which way if I didn’t keep slathering my hand in sticky stuff #whatdoesitmean
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*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person
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a lot of u dont realize that lana is deadass a genius and geniuses are fucking insane, she isnt like the other girls u stan she is batshit fucking crazy
Visibly shaking & telling my good buddy engineer friend completely meaningless things like “this Boot Music. You know? turn the guitar up” things that don’t make sense even to me
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“Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands is a grand song. It is like Beowulf, and it ‘takes me out to the meadow.’ This song can make you leave home, work on the railroad or marry a Gypsy. I think of a drifter around a fire with a tin cup under a bridge, remembering a woman’s hair. The song is a dream, a riddle and a prayer.”
- Tom Waits on Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
