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Woman I have been flirting with at the bar all night: So what do you want to do when we get back to my place? π
Me: *Remembering my media training* Every time I perform I just try to execute at a high level
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Three weeks ago: Hidden footage of Caleb Williams crying at a relativeβs funeral has many questioning if the young quarterback has what it takes to lead a football juggernaut
Today: Caleb Williams has begun channeling the wrath of the primordial demon Baβal Kuushn
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bought a bottle of sherry and couldnβt get the cork out all day, which became a looming Thing: I realized, in time, that I couldnβt run hectically downstairs in the late evening, begging someone to open the damn thing, as if I were some sort of unspeakable addict 10/17/56
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Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
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*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person
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a lot of u dont realize that lana is deadass a genius and geniuses are fucking insane, she isnt like the other girls u stan she is batshit fucking crazy
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βSad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands is a grand song. It is like Beowulf, and it βtakes me out to the meadow.β This song can make you leave home, work on the railroad or marry a Gypsy. I think of a drifter around a fire with a tin cup under a bridge, remembering a womanβs hair. The song is a dream, a riddle and a prayer.β
- Tom Waits on Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
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The funnest thing to do after taking time out to work on yourself is to return completely unimproved, or if anything, slightly worse
































