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Timekeeper of Whatever

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The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
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Cassie Pritchard
@hecubian_devil9h
The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
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British people will google stuff like "whys me arse mingin" or "whys me arse pure hummin of shite"
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimNov 1
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVNov 1
“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Luka Dončić
@lukadoncic19 Mar 2013
when you lose the one you wonted
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𝓛𝓾𝓬
@ChevalierRequinOct 30
Incredible
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Nouveau Niche@whatthehellsureOct 26
They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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amy@milfismOct 25
thank u clairo
Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) profile pictureDaily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 24
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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Hila Klein to the kids:
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David Brand@DavidFBrandOct 22
Naming my Mets fan son Wade Tilnextyear
Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) profile pictureComplex Sports
@ComplexSportsOct 22
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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Shasti@sh44stiOct 21
(before beating fromsoft boss) this boss is just ass. i hate this boss (me after) it’s actually an incredible design,
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drew@ImNotOwnedOct 19
she was beating the eggs a litte slow lowkey
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Max Read@readmaxreadOct 18
bk twitter: wow. finally a movie exploring truth and representation... sf twitter: chilling investigation of a sociopath (amanda seyfried) ... abbott and costello twitter: anyone know why they showed the (inferior imho) '58 version and not the longer '45 performance?
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nikki mccann ramírez@NikkiMcROct 15
Unfortunately a banger, will be weaponizing in the future.
Rhein Amacher (@RheinAmacher) profile pictureRhein Amacher
@RheinAmacherOct 15
Replying to @jcg52 @jamestalarico @LindnerCtrHope
Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Amacher did not merely double down on wrong information; he posed as Talarico's cousin and fabricated a patient verification code to contact the Lindner Center. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/jam… snopes.com/fact-check/tal… rawstory.com/maga-operative… x.com/RheinAmacher/s…
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Καλός
@realKalosOct 11
Going to Kyiv with the expectation of a dozen 9/10 Svetlanas fighting over my average 3.5" penis, but as I enter the nightclub, a bag goes over my head, and the next thing I know, I am experiencing the Skyrim intro scene on a truck heading to Donbas.
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Harry
@lexaprotoolsAug 7
I can’t stop watching this
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dr. hell@trevorcrumboOct 8
she beasted on you
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Margaret of Anjou Stan Account@bouncyrouOct 7
(GUY WHO POSSESSES VALUABLE INSIGHTS) in the future rich people will buy homes in California and on the Mediterranean coast
vittorio (@IterIntellectus) profile picturevittorio
@IterIntellectusOct 6
once ASI is here and living somewhere because of "work" becomes pointless, people with money will just move to the nicest places on earth Mediterranean climate, ocean, mountains, good food, beautiful isolated towns places like this are going to become insanely valuable probably worth buying real estate there now
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john@J2tellemOct 7
It feels wrong to not address the anniversary of the 10/7 attacks at the meetup tonight, but at the same time I don’t want it to dominate the evening. How are other people in the wife swapping community handling this??
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