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penguin finger theory: god created each of our fingers to correspond with a penguin of madagascar (pinky:private, ring:kowalski, middle:rico, index:skipper) thumb is not included because it symbolizes my humanity
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was starting to type “KILL YOURSELF NOW” in response to a tweet when my fiance put his hand on my shoulder and said “i love you so much” and it stopped me
watching a rather eerie episode of elmo’s world where a book bound in human leather informs elmo about skin
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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If I saw a goblin on the wing of the plane I would keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. He knows what he’s doing.
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Opening a bar that is for Covid Ignorant boyfriends of Bisexual women…we all open mouth cough in each others faces while we discuss Berserk:The Golden Age arc and Warhammer 40K lore
upstairs neighbors love carrying around marbles or other small round objects and constantly dropping them so that they roll around loudly above you
paid almost $20 for parking to work one shift at my job #nukeatlanta



























