I don’t proof read my tweets. Plant 🌱 Mom

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined March 2010
I started an initiative to help school girls who can’t afford sanitary towels. I am asking for donations to assist in purchasing the sanitary towels #TsongaDriveSpace
Uphila iphupho lam 😩
I was folded like a pretzel Friday-Sunday by a man who’d kill all of you for me. I’m having a great week already. 🥺😍
1
2
2
119
You measured him by his knowledge of an influncer
Met an IT guy today. The brother has no idea what MKBHD is😂 Is this guy even truly an IT guy😂
43
The man who’ll end up with me is so lucky.
6
52
4
198
4,519
I don't believe they exist. These are just rude people with bad manners. :) Or, people who aren't capable of maintaining any type of healthy relationship. For this reason, you can't take them seriously. So, once they act up (and they will) go talk to someone else and forget about them.
Nonchalant and avoidant men are bad for my nervous system.
6
114
2
405
10,603
Voni🌷 retweeted
A constitution that that does not represent the interest of the people is unconstitutional
5
1
9
359
Something romantic needs to happen to me very soon.
37
3,357
204
17,357
243,583
My whole TL is ovulating
I want to sit on his kitchen counter top and he stands in between my legs for kiss while he cooks Sunday dinner 🥹🥹🥹🥹
1
73
Airbnb hosts act like they are doing you a favour when you book
There’s an AirBnB vs Hotel chat on my TL, made me realise I’ve never even downloaded the AirBnB app, even if I’m opting for an apartment instead of a hotel, I’ll always rather use booking dot com instead.
62
Waist not held Hips not touched Neck not kissed Life is brutal 😭😩🥺
39
625
34
2,411
36,500
Liquidate this thing man ☹️💔😭
United trail at the interval.
2
1
190
Voni🌷 retweeted
The retrograde is sweeping relationships only my lover and I are still standing.
7
6
60
84,626
Hayibo Nkanyezi, your vagina doesn’t smell 🫢🫢 all vaginas have natural scent which has nothing to do with your PH I’m worried about your vagina 😭
There's no smell. If there is, check your PH my sister.
104
535
18
6,197
163,799
I miss being in love. Such an important part of life that’s entirely not up to you
7
83
4
401
8,875
Many men are fun to date, not to marry. When you marry someone, you see their everyday habits. Many men are domestically lazy/ untrained which to women makes them look childish. And once that mother-son dynamic shows up, sexual attraction fades. A common reason I’ve noticed.
There’s a TikTok video in which the comments are full of married women talking about how they hate sex so much with their husbands😭 all of them would never get married again in their next life
54
1,416
72
8,615
151,383
Voni🌷 retweeted
Have multiple lovers like a proper grown lady.
What are we going to do with all this high libido Bafazi?
10
176
5
865
15,394
Voni🌷 retweeted
In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.
31
4,644
152
26,296
320,882
Couples are making moving around the shops difficult they are pushing trolley while trying to look at each other’s eyes while blocking the way
33
People dont marry the people they are inlove with and enjoy having sex with for it feel like a punishment
There’s a TikTok video in which the comments are full of married women talking about how they hate sex so much with their husbands😭 all of them would never get married again in their next life
2
188
Getting married to someone you hate is kinda crazy 🤣
There’s a TikTok video in which the comments are full of married women talking about how they hate sex so much with their husbands😭 all of them would never get married again in their next life
2
7
1
28
3,133
Vavanuna ahi vanhu😫😫
today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
39