This is basically where I put all my random thoughts

Joined June 2022
What I do on this account for the most part. 1. Pro Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints posting 2. Quote tweeting stuff that I like/think is cool 3. Stuff about writing/editing 4. Weird stuff that I saw/overheard IRL 5. Thoughts about music that I’m listening to 6. Memes
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Questcore
The CIA sends its regards…
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>be me, progressive organizer >living in a massive, beautiful, utopian society >leadership announces a new border policy for the community >it is entirely based on strict standards and rigorous personal accountability >if you don't meet the standards, you get permanently exiled >realize this is literally just systemic oppression and mass deportation >stand up to speak truth to power to the patriarch in charge >"I just want equality for the people who won't make it" >pitch a hyper-inclusive alternative policy >propose dismantling the rigid borders, removing the exclusionary tests, and guaranteeing everyone gets to stay regardless of their personal choices >frame my complete subversion of his rules as "empathy" and "compassion" >authoritarian leader refuses to compromise and orders a massive, militarized crackdown >literally a third of the population gets permanently deported just for supporting my inclusive platform >mfw it was the Grand Council in Heaven >be Lucifer >pic unrelated
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How it feels to be a Mormon on this app
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The important part of jokes is that you yourself find them funny.
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Quest shows up to his fifth first date of the month. Like the others he found her on mutual but hopes this one will be better than the last four. He gets to where they agreed to meet up and sees her off in the distance. She showed up early, a good sign. Her long blond hair trails
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down her back as she looks out towards the road. Quest’s heart skips a beat. Maybe this one will go right, maybe this one will finally be the one. He walks up and she turns around. It’s Mick Nerryweather in a wig for the fifth time this month. He’s been cat fished again.
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Atonement max, repentance max, it’s the greatest favor you can do for yourself. All my moots introspect and self improve. ❤️
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Mormies complete lack of introspection never fails to astound me. How do you go through life and never once asked yourself the question, Lord is it I? I can only conclude that they don’t believe in the gospel, they don’t believe in the atonement and they don’t believe in Jesus.
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Father this temptation is too great to bear. I'm falling into lust. Pray for me brothers and sisters.
Judge Judy has reportedly joined OnlyFans.
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>need job >hear that being a lineman involves bucket bunnies >get drivers license airbrake endorsement, do physical exam, etc >1st day of apprenticeship >there are no bunnies >just promiscuous women >mfw
Currently going down the rabbit hole of “line wife” TikTok…I’m literally dying of cringe
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“As man now is, God once was: “As God now is, man may be.” - President Lorenzo Snow This is revealed truth and I will always publicly stand behind it.
I challenge every Mormon on X to REPOST 🔁 this quote from your own church’s 5th president. Let’s see how many of you are willing to publicly stand behind it. “As man now is, God once was: As God now is, man may be.” — Lorenzo Snow, 5th President of the LDS Church #LatterDaySaints #LDS #ChurchOfJesusChrist #ComeUntoChrist #HearHim #BookOfMormon #BecauseOfHim #RestoredGospel #LDSChurch #MormonFaith
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What on earth is wrong with the Canadian army
Accounts from someone on the firing line was it was a shoulder fired HE round that "Dolphined" after it left the tube and went astray. NOT artillery. This round hit a gas well which exploded and flattened the 3 Kill Houses that were full of troops which happened to be in close proximity of the well. Approx 300 troops inside and many waiting outside them. There is nothing but splinters left of them. This also started a major fire that was fed by high winds that swept through the main Bivouac site housing the majority of troops in the field. The amount of injured is staggering and the fatality count IS going to climb as they recover more victims. In my 20+ years in the Army, I have only heard of a dolphining round happening once from a shoulder fired rocket. Not sure what would cause this other than possibly a faulty propellent.
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We will not stop winning. Importations of Babylon are no match for bold, noble, and independent Saints. Thank you for joining us at LDSPMA! Please follow our friends @FurtherLightMag, @DeseretNoise, @MichaelVBarham, @merrynick13, and @ejhtweets! Preserve and amplify our culture!
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Cancel your afternoon and get here 👇🏼
Utah County: Mystery guest. Today at 5pm. Standby.
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This is the most horrifying video to come out since 2016. All liberals assume Trump is a temporary disruption in their ability to oppress you. Until these people are mining lithium with dinner forks justice hasn't even been approximated.
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We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks, haha
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Hypergamy 👏 is 👏 caused 👏 by 👏 people 👏 misusing 👏 the 👏 term 👏 Pharisee 👏
The nonstop hypergamy posters are doing this thing (also can't believe this tweet is almost nine years old, chapeau @eigenrobot)
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My philosophy professor makes a small bet for a dollar and loses in class. He then opens his wallet. It’s completely empty… The joke writes itself really.
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