This is basically where I put all my random thoughts
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>be me, progressive organizer
>living in a massive, beautiful, utopian society
>leadership announces a new border policy for the community
>it is entirely based on strict standards and rigorous personal accountability
>if you don't meet the standards, you get permanently exiled
>realize this is literally just systemic oppression and mass deportation
>stand up to speak truth to power to the patriarch in charge
>"I just want equality for the people who won't make it"
>pitch a hyper-inclusive alternative policy
>propose dismantling the rigid borders, removing the exclusionary tests, and guaranteeing everyone gets to stay regardless of their personal choices
>frame my complete subversion of his rules as "empathy" and "compassion"
>authoritarian leader refuses to compromise and orders a massive, militarized crackdown
>literally a third of the population gets permanently deported just for supporting my inclusive platform
>mfw it was the Grand Council in Heaven
>be Lucifer
>pic unrelated
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Father this temptation is too great to bear.
I'm falling into lust. Pray for me brothers and sisters.
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>need job
>hear that being a lineman involves bucket bunnies
>get drivers license airbrake endorsement, do physical exam, etc
>1st day of apprenticeship
>there are no bunnies
>just promiscuous women
>mfw
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“As man now is, God once was:
“As God now is, man may be.”
- President Lorenzo Snow
This is revealed truth and I will always publicly stand behind it.
I challenge every Mormon on X to REPOST 🔁 this quote from your own church’s 5th president. Let’s see how many of you are willing to publicly stand behind it.
“As man now is, God once was: As God now is, man may be.”
— Lorenzo Snow, 5th President of the LDS Church
#LatterDaySaints #LDS #ChurchOfJesusChrist #ComeUntoChrist #HearHim #BookOfMormon #BecauseOfHim #RestoredGospel #LDSChurch #MormonFaith
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We will not stop winning. Importations of Babylon are no match for bold, noble, and independent Saints.
Thank you for joining us at LDSPMA! Please follow our friends @FurtherLightMag, @DeseretNoise, @MichaelVBarham, @merrynick13, and @ejhtweets! Preserve and amplify our culture!
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This is the most horrifying video to come out since 2016. All liberals assume Trump is a temporary disruption in their ability to oppress you. Until these people are mining lithium with dinner forks justice hasn't even been approximated.
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Resharing the High Low Brow episode from last Tuesday.
youtube.com/watch?v=oztzbPcI…
In this episode, I talk about Witchy Eye.
You can back the Witchy War Kickstarter campaign here:
kickstarter.com/projects/hap…
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We’re turning Polymarket from a gambling site into a place to find additional wives.
#generalconference
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"When's the last time a general authority said all worthy males should go on missions?"
"Every 6 months for decades"
"Ah, well, regardless..."
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This has been such an incredible year. We have learned a ton and are launching something very special within the next week for our Infinite Valley authors.
Come hang out with and @nauvoosupply at LDSPMA at UVU! Saturday, 4:00 PM—5:30!
ISSUE 6 IS FINALLY HERE!
One full year of Infinite Valley has been incredible. We are so humbled by the support we have received and the quality of work you have brought to the world.
Issue 6 ships Friday the 16th! This issue's art was by @merrynick13
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ISSUE 6 IS FINALLY HERE!
One full year of Infinite Valley has been incredible. We are so humbled by the support we have received and the quality of work you have brought to the world.
Issue 6 ships Friday the 16th! This issue's art was by @merrynick13