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I once lost my wedding ring for three weeks in a sleeve of cookies.

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And we're officially terrified. huffp.st/AUmCbGD
Parents Shared The Creepiest Things Their Kids Have Ever Said

Parents Shared The Creepiest Things Their Kids Have Ever Said

And we're officially terrified.

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New Porchlight Posts on family planning, school lunches with parents, elves on shelves, secondhand memories & sleeping on memes, featuring the talents of @narvaezjorge @Dadmissions @LaGuardiaCross @AdamCherepski & @PlaidDadBlog! Check them out! #FoF dad2summit.com/2018/12/07/da…
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The memorabilia found its way back home! Yay for family history!
dadmissions (@Dadmissions) profile picturedadmissions@Dadmissions6 Dec 2018
A family found. A mystery solved. dadmissions.wordpress.com/20…
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My mom inherited her great-uncle’s letters and medals from WWI. He never made it back from that war, but my siblings and I still honor him, as well as my great uncles who fought in WWII. Peter Cherney’s family might have a new generation who wants to do the same.
dadmissions (@Dadmissions) profile picturedadmissions@Dadmissions4 Dec 2018
The mission to reunite a family with priceless mementos: Part two: Mary's letters to Peter dadmissions.wordpress.com/20… dadmissions.wordpress.com/20…
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CCR@ccrandthejbees11 Sep 2018
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We went from 2 br 1 ba, to 4 br 3 ba... I have since texted my husband to find out where he was only to have him respond that he was in the bathroom, in the house I was in. #dontloseanyone
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Victoria Ehmcke@ehmcke3 Sep 2018
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@DebraMessing have you seen this? 🤔👍🏼
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"Parenting truth: Never respond to your kid when they say 'Guess what!' from the bathroom." huffp.st/1b5nJVe
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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. huffp.st/2b2iDbX
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Replying to @Dadmissions @LAKings
You win. Stay I. Your seat
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Me: No kids today. What should we do? Wife: Take a nap. Me: Think bigger. Wife: Take all the naps.
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The funniest parenting tweets this week from @rachelle_mandik, @ParentNormal, @HonestToddler, @byclintedwards, & more: huffp.st/3vwUidW
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The funniest parenting tweets this week from @chrissyteigen, @LaGuardiaCross, @sarcasticmommy4, @simoncholland & more huffp.st/scbRabM
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Replying to @Dadmissions
This is so wonderful! Thank you for all you're doing for those in your community. ❤️
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dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!" 11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"
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Marriage pro tip: When your wife comes home from the store and shows you what she bought, you better make sounds like you're watching fireworks.
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My wife spent all afternoon baking Christmas cookies. I spent all afternoon eating them. It's called teamwork.
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5-year-old: Boys are the worst. Me: All boys? 5: Not Harry Potter.
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The funniest parenting tweets this week from @Jenn_H_Scott, @jnyemb, @Knittykins, @ashleyaustrew, @LetMeStart & more huffp.st/y5QuFNH
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The funniest parenting tweets this week from @PetrickSara, @Cheeseboy22, @MotherPlaylist, @AndyHerald & more huffp.st/aj57t94
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The funniest parenting tweets this week from @XplodingUnicorn, @MotherPlaylist, @HomeWithPeanut, @Discourt & more! huffp.st/YZBBOQ0
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