
Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Yesterday Trump repeatedly called Abdul El-Sayed a "jihadist", told Nicki Minaj she had a "beautiful ass" and asked her to stand up so the crowd could admire it, and yet the dumbest people on Twitter are still pretending to be offended by a mention of the Cheesecake Factory.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term
"We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!"
"We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!"
"So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸
— @NICKIMINAJ
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
You know the “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” line was good because of how angry they are about it.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
This dude being 29 and looking exactly like Ron Desantis is killing me
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Position statement.
If Zionism were simply about establishing the right of Jews to live safely wherever they are, including in their ancestral homeland, I would be a Zionist.
But this isn't what Zionism is about. It is, and always has been, about creating a Jewish-majority state in a land where the majority of people are not Jewish. This necessarily means either removing most non-Jews or denying them citizenship. Zionists have done, and are still doing, both.
I believe in the right of ALL people to live safely wherever they are. I oppose every means used to drive people out of their homes and lands: mass murder, ethnic cleansing, systematic violence, denial of citizenship, violation of basic human rights.
Zionism uses all these means to create and maintain its Jewish state.
Therefore I am an anti-Zionist.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Yet another tragic aftereffect of Bush’s Iraq War: If we had not invaded and Saddam had not been hanged, he’d still be alive today and people would get this fucking Cheesecake Factory joke
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Shoes on while praying, three prostrate instead of two and salaam towards the left only. These are hired actors who didn’t bother to research the role they were supposed to play.
Just talked to an Ohio voter who said she didn’t care about the Vivek ad. Voting for this loser, creep, chud anyway, because she didn’t like Acton’s Covid response. I’ve also heard from lots of Paxton voters who are happy to hold their nose to keep the state red. Don’t count on anti-Trump turnout. GO VOTE.
Yglesias Abundance politics would’ve advised Dems to ignore ICE abuse and back data center expansion. Would’ve been catastrophic politically.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
the mystery actor
The four finalists for James Bond are:
• Callum Turner
• Josh O’Connor
• Jack Lowden
• Mystery Actor
Final screen tests are set to take place next week.
🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
This was pretty evident in the debate tonight. The moderators focused on actual policies and Mike Rogers came off short. He didn’t even have a health care plan.
If you listen to Dr. Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers at the Detroit economic forum, you’ll understand why Rogers and the media seem so focused on amplifying Islamophobia against Abdul rather than discussing their actual policy positions. Rogers has little substance to offer Michigan voters, and that becomes painfully obvious when the conversation shifts to real issues and concrete solutions. Instead of scrutinizing his record and ideas, the media keeps amplifying attacks on Abdul’s identity and religion. The contrast between the two candidates couldn’t have been clearer at that event.








































