Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.
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DSA continues to be the most unserious group of people going.
They don't want progress, they don't want to win, they don't want to govern. They simply want to perpetually air petty purity grievances.
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Yesterday Trump repeatedly called Abdul El-Sayed a "jihadist", told Nicki Minaj she had a "beautiful ass" and asked her to stand up so the crowd could admire it, and yet the dumbest people on Twitter are still pretending to be offended by a mention of the Cheesecake Factory.
Once again y'all got yourselves worked up over absolutely nothing.
Jay-Z to Perform at Apple Music 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show variety.com/2026/music/news/…
Who cares what this dildo loser thinks.
Rick Caruso explains why he's voting for Karen Bass over Nithya Raman for Los Angeles mayor in an exclusive interview with ABC7 Political Reporter Josh Haskell.
FULL INTERVIEW: abc7ne.ws/Dr13ti
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Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term
"We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!"
"We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!"
"So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸
— @NICKIMINAJ
I did not know Eric but the grieving on my TL from the people who did tells me he was a tremendous talent and, more importantly, a tremendous human.
My condolences to all of you. A horrible thing.
The #Browns being in this at all, especially as high as the 3rd seed, is profoundly hilarious.
Congrats to literally everyone except Deshaun Watson so far.
Didn't see it until just now but the Chiefs were NEVER winning this game with Patrick's goatee, what a horrible mistake.
This story is bonkers and this woman is one of the most unwell people I've ever encountered.
The 36-year-old woman, who had been living in Arizona, is the daughter of a Bay Area radio legend. Several of her victims expressed serious disappointment about her sentencing late last week. ktla.com/news/nationworld/ba…
If you're surprised that a Kirk Cousins-led football team suddenly doesn't matter in the slightest, welcome to your first season watching the NFL!
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This dude being 29 and looking exactly like Ron Desantis is killing me
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AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
Lots of embarrassing stuff today. Whether we end up winning or losing, these guys aren't anywhere near as good as their record.
#Browns