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Pumpkins in the grave

Joined March 2026
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Standup comedy is a lot like theoretical physics. There’s only 10 people on earth at any given time who are capable of doing it, and none of them are women.
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"i drank them all. not just the coors lights. but the yuenglings too"
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Replying to @sadreturns
🎵I'M BLUE I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵 🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵 🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵 🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵
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When I think back on all the times I've hit my head in my life, I'd be surprised if I didn't have some form of cumulative brain damage.
Hit my head on a doorway. Lord forbid a man have a spring in his step. #pigfuckernationalism
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Hit my head on a doorway. Lord forbid a man have a spring in his step. #pigfuckernationalism
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Star Wars episode 1 was crazy
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The patriot front disco
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Red pill me on this pen
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"But the early life section disappeared, it has. How can this be?" "Master? Because someone erased it from the Wikipedia entry"
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"You were my favourite employee, Anakin! You were supposed to train your replacement, not sabotage them!"
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
>Palpatine raised a fleet of thousands of Star Destroyers on a hidden planet with no industrial base, no materials, no workforce, no explanation of how it was possible and without anyone noticing I still cannot get over how ridiculous this premise was
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The invisible hand of alcohol
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Personally I think "I Found out My New Adopted Stepsister was a Soapland Worker and Blackmailed Her into Taking my Virginity!" is one of the most right-wing pieces of art I've experienced in years.
Some of the best right-wing art I've seen recently has been various Japanese pornographic films, very firmly anti-woke in both writing and execution, cinematography etc. imo.
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Streets come alive after midnight
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"Ancient Sith conquered star systems, put entire worlds to the saber and lightning. Meanwhile, you go to LAKE HOUSE with "senator" and LEVITATE PEAR. YOU ARE GAY!!"
Ancient men conquered cities put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with "gf" and enjoy tasteful banter..YOU ARE GAY!!
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Replying to @DavidJewson24
If you would consult the chart
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He just found out about hypergamy );
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The Tusken children might not have helped with killing Shmi, but they certainly didn't try to stop it.
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"Epidome"
Replying to @AmericaPapaBear
This is the epidome of our society today. Older Gen x and millinials are out grinding while Gen z and alpha are faqing around all day smoking weed, pranking people and making money off random videos. In 10 more years the country won't be sustainable.
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