Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Standup comedy is a lot like theoretical physics.
There’s only 10 people on earth at any given time who are capable of doing it, and none of them are women.
Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"i drank them all. not just the coors lights. but the yuenglings too"
Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Replying to @sadreturns
🎵I'M BLUE I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵
🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵
🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵
🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵
When I think back on all the times I've hit my head in my life, I'd be surprised if I didn't have some form of cumulative brain damage.
Hit my head on a doorway. Lord forbid a man have a spring in his step. #pigfuckernationalism
Hit my head on a doorway. Lord forbid a man have a spring in his step. #pigfuckernationalism
Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"But the early life section disappeared, it has. How can this be?"
"Master? Because someone erased it from the Wikipedia entry"
Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"You were my favourite employee, Anakin!
You were supposed to train your replacement, not sabotage them!"
Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Personally I think "I Found out My New Adopted Stepsister was a Soapland Worker and Blackmailed Her into Taking my Virginity!" is one of the most right-wing pieces of art I've experienced in years.
Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"Ancient Sith conquered star systems, put entire worlds to the saber and lightning. Meanwhile, you go to LAKE HOUSE with "senator" and LEVITATE PEAR. YOU ARE GAY!!"
The Tusken children might not have helped with killing Shmi, but they certainly didn't try to stop it.
"Epidome"
Replying to @AmericaPapaBear
This is the epidome of our society today. Older Gen x and millinials are out grinding while Gen z and alpha are faqing around all day smoking weed, pranking people and making money off random videos. In 10 more years the country won't be sustainable.























