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Wolfgang of Shackleford

@HowlingShackle

Pumpkins in the grave

Joined March 2026
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Richard “Beebo” Russell
@proverbs_14_2313h
Standup comedy is a lot like theoretical physics. There’s only 10 people on earth at any given time who are capable of doing it, and none of them are women.
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doomer
@uncledoomer5h
"i drank them all. not just the coors lights. but the yuenglings too"
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//𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄 (@velvetheimplyer) profile picture
//𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄@velvetheimplyerJun 25
Replying to @sadreturns
🎵I'M BLUE I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵 🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵 🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵 🎵I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY🎵
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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greek7h
Star Wars episode 1 was crazy
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"But the early life section disappeared, it has. How can this be?" "Master? Because someone erased it from the Wikipedia entry"
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Employim
@Employim6918h
"You were my favourite employee, Anakin! You were supposed to train your replacement, not sabotage them!"
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HowlingJones
@HowlingJones018h
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Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock) profile pictureRock Solid
@ShitpostRockOct 31
>Palpatine raised a fleet of thousands of Star Destroyers on a hidden planet with no industrial base, no materials, no workforce, no explanation of how it was possible and without anyone noticing I still cannot get over how ridiculous this premise was
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Karl Reiter (@KarlReiter5) profile picture
Karl Reiter@KarlReiter519h
Personally I think "I Found out My New Adopted Stepsister was a Soapland Worker and Blackmailed Her into Taking my Virginity!" is one of the most right-wing pieces of art I've experienced in years.
Karl Reiter (@KarlReiter5) profile pictureKarl Reiter@KarlReiter520h
Some of the best right-wing art I've seen recently has been various Japanese pornographic films, very firmly anti-woke in both writing and execution, cinematography etc. imo.
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Champagne Scar
@champagne_scarOct 31
"Ancient Sith conquered star systems, put entire worlds to the saber and lightning. Meanwhile, you go to LAKE HOUSE with "senator" and LEVITATE PEAR. YOU ARE GAY!!"
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Bronze Age Pervert (@BronzeAgePerv) profile pictureBronze Age Pervert@BronzeAgePerv9 Feb 2017
Ancient men conquered cities put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with "gf" and enjoy tasteful banter..YOU ARE GAY!!
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Wolfgang of Shackleford@HowlingShackleOct 31
Replying to @DavidJewson24
If you would consult the chart
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Champagne Scar
@champagne_scarOct 31
If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a Corellian freighter. Borrow from Jabba if you have to.
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Steven (@StevenPulteFam) profile pictureSteven
@StevenPulteFam27 Dec 2024
If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a Rolex. Go into debt if you have to
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Pred@predator467Oct 30
George would've never permitted this.
Justin Spooky-Scorpion (@JRRStebbins) profile pictureJustin Spooky-Scorpion@JRRStebbinsOct 29
weird how LEGO had to remove these 3 little lines from their Aayla Secura minifig, I guess to save our youth from lust and corruption
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Jimmy Cleary@JimmyClearpillsOct 30
Kill your local audiophile
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doomer
@uncledoomerOct 30
"is it possible to get one of these jobs?" "not from human resources"
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foidgoblin@foidspoOct 30
Notice how guys who love women never have a woman to love
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NeatestChud@neatestboiOct 30
Alcohol 🍺!
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🙧 𝐒𝐊𝐘 🙥 (@amabphrodite) profile picture
🙧 𝐒𝐊𝐘 🙥
@amabphroditeOct 27
We are all Anakin Skywalker
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Pub
@PubWanghafOct 29
“And what’s so crazy, Joe, is this kid is, quite frankly, a prodigy. You know what a prodigy is right? His midichlorian count is like nothing we’ve ever seen, and trust me I know midichlorian counts. And all this guy wants to do is save the people he loves. That’s not so bad right? You know we’ve got these crazy sand people they rape and kill his mom, sound familiar? And so he kills them. And not just the men, right? The women and the children too. And who can blame the guy, these are sick people, Joe.”
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Templarpilled
@TemplarpilledOct 29
"Yesterday I fell into lust with Padme. Please send force prayers." "Anakin, I'm glad to discuss your struggles and help you. But you don't have to be so explicit." "We're doing it again tonight. She'll pretend she's a Separatist leader I have to capture." "..."
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NeatestChud@neatestboiOct 29
“Hey Gigachad did you vote yet?” “Yeah for that one candidate everybody wants but strangely he wasn’t on the ballot so I just wrote him in for every position” “Oh? Who’s that?” “A guy named ‘straight ticket republican’”
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