π°'π ππππ ππππ πππππππ ππππππ. #MomSquad #WifeLife Trying to survive each day and not lose the kids #ADHDmom #WFHM #Christian
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I do not have a resting bitch face. I'm a Mom. I'm just a bitch. There is no resting there.
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5 days into Summer break and Iβm ready to hang my kids by their toenails.
#parenting #teenyears
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Itβs ok to want your kids to be successful, but donβt let that success be a substitute for their values β€οΈ
Worry less about the fact that your kids donβt listen and more about the fact that they are always WATCHING you.
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#MomsAreAllowedTo DO WHATEVER THEY WANT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOMS AND MAKE THE RULES
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she cried into her coffee while sitting on the potty with three kids staring at her.
When your 7yo tells you she smelled through the bathroom door to know if you were done π€¦π»ββοΈ
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7 (reading book): what word is e-y-e-s
Me: what is it?
7: e-y-e-s
Me: sounds weird. Iβll look in a second
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7: Mommy itβs βeyesβ
Me:π€¦π»ββοΈ
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Iβm starting to wonder if my husband never picks up his crap just so he can see me bending over more often
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I bet most of you fuckers donβt return your grocery carts to the designated areas.
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Dear responsibilities,
I am hereby resigning in my role as an adult effective immediately.
Sincerely,
Go fuck yourself