𝑰'𝒎 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆. #MomSquad #WifeLife Trying to survive each day and not lose the kids #ADHDmom #WFHM #Christian
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Joined December 2017
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#MomsAreAllowedTo DO WHATEVER THEY WANT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOMS AND MAKE THE RULES
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she cried into her coffee while sitting on the potty with three kids staring at her.
Kelli_Elyn retweeted
I’m starting to wonder if my husband never picks up his crap just so he can see me bending over more often
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I bet most of you fuckers don’t return your grocery carts to the designated areas.
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Dear responsibilities,
I am hereby resigning in my role as an adult effective immediately.
Sincerely,
Go fuck yourself
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Why yes, I do spend time relaxing as a SAHM. I just relaxed on the toilet while the toddler climbed into my lap, bit me, slammed the toilet lid onto my back, & repeatedly flushed. I’ve never felt quite this rejuvenated. Highly recommend.
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We all act like little kids on here. So I just wanna let you know my dad can beat up your dad.
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I’ll probably lose followers but I have to say it.. I have family & friends who have children that are trying to overcome a disability, they have feelings, they are special, and they are all insulted by the misuse of the word retard it’s insulting to them..please stop
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So this is what 6 o’clock in the morning on a Saturday looks like? I’m not a fan. I’m not a fan.
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