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@RandomRamblr

Nevermind me https://teapawt.net/t.co/1YNgnVA12X

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Laser hair removal? That's dumb. If I had laser hair, I'd keep it.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, Instagram that shit.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords218 Mar 2017
A typo so bad, people think you're Irish
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords214 Oct 2017
Waking up at 3:43am, who am I, Jake from State Farm.
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I cramp up more at work than anywhere else. I'm sure My uterus is allergic to work!
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Jesus take the Wheel No U - turns No Yeilding Just Gun it 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Who the fuck gave you all these trophies? *knocks em over
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Those who go to brunch after church always get the Eggs Benediction.
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The sick notes that my mother wrote for me were doctored.
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“What’s all the racquet down there?” ー Steffi to Andre when he comes home drunk
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“Tanker, eh?” ー Canadian guessing a gin
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Blind Melon is my favorite band named after a disadvantaged fruit.
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Anna Nonymous@osoplain15 Mar 2018
Using all of the hot water is the new getting the last word at my house
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yoda@YodaTwittter17 May 2015
“May the Force be with you.” teapawt.net/ThatSapphireBel/status…
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'Yoda; one that want...' - Olivia Neutron John
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Trudacious@Trudacious15 May 2015
Even the crickets don't care
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~TheOne~@1AIMMadellynne13 May 2015
You know the old saying: "You don't really know what you got until it's gone" , is so true. I miss my Sanity!
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Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly8 Apr 2015
Your connection has expired. Please don't try again.
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why?@knot_eye18 May 2015
Be Sure™ to keep a Secret™ - antiperspirantional tweet
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Nothing like your kid laughing and pointing at your naked body to help raise the old self-esteem.
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I'm more likely to eat my way out of a cake than jump out of one.
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