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god: did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked angel: wait what god: I told you to make them meatier angel: oh MEATier
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Just got kicked out of a store for not wearing a mask. Over 2020😖
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Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon
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Probably the drummer from Def Leppard.
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There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there’s a gruyerea.
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you: ant-man me, an intellectual: uncle
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I remember the day I saw a photographer get crushed by a huge block of cheese. We all tried to warn him.
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Me: My car keeps making this weird, annoying, clunky pop type sound Mechanic: Hmm, have you tried turning off imagine dragons?
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executioner: any last words? me: I beg your pardon executioner: any last words? me: I beg your pardon executioner: any last words? me: I beg your pardon executioner: any last words? me: I beg your pardon executioner: any last words? me: I beg your pardon
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[texting] BOYFRIEND: Send me a selfie 😍😍😍 T-REX: [after deleting 47th neck pic] Maybe later
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[first day as zoo tour guide] me: elephants have very thick skin. observe [to elephant] hey, idiot! elephant: [eats some leaves] me: see? doesn't even care
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[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME {trying to impress her}: China is very large
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10:20 10:25 10:21 10:23 10:22 - Parallel parking my time machine
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Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table* Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.
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Going from vegetarian to vegan just left me irate, on reflection.
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ME: These frog testicles are delicious! GIRLFRIEND: Those are peas. – at Arvada, CO
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SKETCH ARTIST: *holds up drawing of a single bit of straw* CAMEL: [in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes] That's him!
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If there was a nun named Chuck, we could call her... ...Sister Charles. Be respectful, please.
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one keith is called a kooth
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My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail
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