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Hilarious, talented philanthropist… three words that have absolutely no business being in this bio. FFC

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Joined July 2011
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This would be such a bad idea.
New: Andy Burnham has signalled he may lift the ban on drinking alcohol in the stands. The PM's comments have been welcomed by the EFL & @WeAreTheFSA. Drinking in view of the pitch is already allowed at women's games (in WSL/WSL2). Story with @PippaCrerar theguardian.com/football/202…
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Jim Ratcliffe loves welfare. He just thinks it should be for billionaires.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in the UK, describing the country as "on the slide". "Nobody's tough enough to deal with the immigration problem. Nobody's tough enough to deal with the benefits problem. But somebody needs to do it." [BBC]
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Thank God Palacios is playing well today
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nationalised post-retirement option as Ayia Napa’s Wayne Lineker: secured ✅
WE TOLD YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!! OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CYPRUS FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION Marcus Edwards will play for our Cyprus national team! 🇨🇾 The 27-year-old English-Cypriot attacking midfielder, who represented England at every youth level up to U20, informed the Cyprus Football Association (CFA) today that he wishes to represent the Cyprus senior national team! 👉 He has already obtained his Cypriot passport, and the necessary procedures are underway for him to be available for the upcoming Nations League matches.
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Head so far up his own arse he’s eating the same meal on loop
I agree with Dario that we need to pace the frontier. This has been a primary topic of discussions we've had at OpenAI in recent weeks. Committing to having independent evaluators with employee-like access is a great idea, and we will do the same. We'll have more to share soon.
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Praying Tosin makes the monumental fuckup that leads to that last-minute Everton dagger
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All Arbeloa has to do is convince Andersen that he doesn’t need to be literally penetrating Bassey’s ringpiece when the ball is on the left and we might have a modicum of defensive balance when the inevitable switch pass hits
Bassey on adjusting to high intensity football: "At the start it can be a bit difficult with the demands. But, I think we are adjusting to it well, and everyones with it and we like the way we are playing, so its just about making little adjustments to get better and fully..."
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There’ll be absolute murders if any manager tries to sell him. I’d have half a mind to go down to the gates at Motspur myself. 10-season contract for the boy, no release clause please and thank you
Something for FFC supporters .We are privileged to see him live!
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The effects of heading a ball for a living
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Smith Rowe going full BLM socials after three games is Fulham heritage btw
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Andersen, Iwobi, Palacios all need to earn their place back and I’d put Leno here too if we had any sort of keeper on the bench. Affengruber, either Berge or Larsson and Kevin in their places.
Yesterday was the last time we should see a few players ever start for us. Big changing of the guard. #ffc
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Me when that bigger and better club signs him
Replying to @CairneyhelpyouV
Far too good for Fulham. Enjoy him before he joins a bigger and better club
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Alvaro Arbeloa’s defending PowerPoint:
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Honestly, it’s not surprising we have a manager that thinks we didn’t absolutely deserve to lose that game. His insistence on fitting the little Spanish consumption boy in whatever position he can in spite of dropping disasterclasses should have been more than enough of a clue
AA speaking to MOTD: #FFC
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POV: you needed Josh King to move out to LW because you couldn’t do a fucking thing there and then profited off of his quality
POV: you become a #PL goalscorer. 🥹
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That midfield looks… spongy. Larsson needed starting I reckon- no idea why Palacios is there. Either he’s the 8, which leaves Shea in a world of hurt, or Iwobi’s the 8 and he’s LW which is entirely unsuitable for him. Should be failing to take Josh King’s spot off him imo
Álvaro Arbeloa's Fulham. 🤍
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Andy Burnham’s on the blower to Moshiri as I type lads
🚨 Exclusive Folarin Balogun has failed his medical with Everton. The deal could collapse despite Monaco and Everton having reached a full agreement.. @RMCsport
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I’m beyond bored of Fulham’s transfer strategy every season, we need a director of football whose sole focus is FFC.
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Arbeloa would be gone by November.
did someone say RW depth?? #FFC
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Forest taking Munoz off Palace for £22m is criminal if we’re in the market for a new RB with Tete off
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