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@figuremonkey

Hilarious, talented philanthropist… three words that have absolutely no business being in this bio. FFC

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Joined July 2011
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Jim Ratcliffe loves welfare. He just thinks it should be for billionaires.
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@utdreportSep 19
Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in the UK, describing the country as "on the slide". "Nobody's tough enough to deal with the immigration problem. Nobody's tough enough to deal with the benefits problem. But somebody needs to do it." [BBC]
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I’m beyond bored of Fulham’s transfer strategy every season, we need a director of football whose sole focus is FFC.
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Always has been.
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@JasonBotterillJan 26
why does being pro-AI feel like a right-wing stance now
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Tommy Robinson is writing letters to himself again.
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Most technical U2⃣1⃣ midfielders as per % of accurate progressive passes* 🏹 (@impect_official) 🥇#JoshKing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 90.9% 🥈 #WarrenZaireEmery 🇫🇷 90.0% 🥉 #HaraldWoxen 🇳🇴 88.2% #Alves 🇧🇷 #Guler 🇹🇷 #Nartey 🇩🇰 #Froholdt 🇩🇰 #Tiitinen 🇫🇮 #Merah 🇫🇷 #Jalaei 🇩🇰 *>30m in own half, 15m bw halves and 10m in opp half
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Right this is no longer funny
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Luke Kear (@lukekear7) profile pictureLuke Kear@lukekear730 Aug 2025
When is it going to end Robbie
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
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To relive this moment.
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What do men actually want??
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Kevin from Fulham is a poor man’s Vini. Exciting talent.
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Wasn’t our best, but an important 3pts & clean sheet. Fully focused now on the Derby next weekend. 🤍
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@LauraLoomer10 Sep 2025
Charlie Kirk’s death will not be in vain. I will be spending my night making everyone I find online who celebrates his death Famous, so prepare to have your whole future professional aspirations ruined if you are sick enough to celebrate his death. I’m going to make you wish you never opened your mouth. These people need to be condemned in society and there must NEVER be a place for these people to gather without facing the shame of their behavior.
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Replying to @FulhamFC
@FulhamFC @TonyKhan I hope you watched the prog on BBC2 tonight about the V11, I really do hope as a club, we help, or at least represent 2 club legends/favourites, Sean Davis and Danny Murphy to assist in the scandalous fraud they have been subjected to!!! Do the right thing FFC
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Don’t think there’s a city in this country that beats Leicester when it comes to crackhead per square meter
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“It’s an absolute scandal... the most arrogant thing you’ll see this season” 😡 Luke argues that something needs to be done after VAR chalked off Fulham’s goal in their game against Chelsea. Tune in to today’s Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble
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Samba Whites we are so back 🇧🇷🖤🤍
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🚨 Michael Salisbury, the VAR for Chelsea v Fulham (and that call) has been stood down from today’s Liverpool v Arsenal fixture.
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If Chelsea v Fulham is how games are going to be refereed in the VAR era , heaven help us.
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VAR has to stop being like a detective going through every goal with a fine tooth comb to find a way of disallowing it. Unless the ref missed something BIG , goal stands. Fulham one yesterday a joke and re-reffing of game.
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Remember when Manchester United were given a penalty when Bruno Fernandes stamped on Ezri Konsa's leg in the box? Yeah, me too. #AVFC
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