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⛧ sanford@lnfectusAug 18

Hi Guys new Strawpage ...... xoxo lnfectus.straw.page

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Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami@lesguroNov 1

Refused to match pfps with someone because I like my own profile picture too much

Image from Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami (@lesguro)

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slice@sliceofheck14h

Yesterday some kid walked up to my house and said “trick or treat.” I was like what the fuck? Also he was dressed like a bee for some reason. Or maybe it actually WAS a very large bee? I don’t know what the fuck is happening. Several neighbors reported similar incidents

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🦋@leftunsents12h

is anyone else's automatic response to stress just, "ok well i'll just kill myself"

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Robin@TheVoicedFlameNov 1

getting arrested and breaking the ligament in my thumb to get out the cuffs just to jack off in the back of the squad car

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wendy gunk@splorg87h

obama if he was already clear: thanks

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mel@rusamejoshi7h

squirrels on edtwt: it’s No Nut November

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☆ 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗱 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ☆@NewJorkTimes20h

Try the Twitter porn Darling. It's chudai for

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bladeeeeyeyyy@ddrraainy6h

If u use snapchat as ur primary messaging app im sorry but u gotta go

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Catholic Komaeda@CatholicKomaeda12h

The altar boy at my church started having an aneurysm, so I attempted to do a DIY open heart surgery on him, but I kept thinking about the painting of the Last Supper and got really hungry. I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry. He didn't make it. @jesus

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alien gaming@alien_gaming138h

my parents vibecoded me

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THE COLDEST ❄️@Wynttxrr5h

Bro it feels like it's 16pm

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soup@soupy112212h

Hi. Do u wanna play

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Sharty Supreme (evil)@trashjuiceprismNov 1

just ran over some sort of goblin with my car

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okay@chasedbywasps18h

ur in her DMs. I've fallen between the aisles at Dollar General. I need help

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cav empty@cavempty_14h

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

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💥deernozone💣@deernozone8h

absolute moeness #madnesscombat #madnesscombatsanford

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pingus@pingusschmingus11h

protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle

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dumbmoid@sweetkindandmoeNov 1

having your special interest be associated with pedophiles, incels or adjacent groups is actually a fate worse than death

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👽@pichepataOct 31

If I was Hajime Hinata I’d be like bruh

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⛧ sanford@lnfectus12h

happy one day late halloween Oops. My Slop! #madnesscombat #madcom #madnesscombatfanart

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