@oksheesh

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Joined January 2020
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My five year plan is to see exactly what I can get away with
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Jen@SleepEatScream18h
You can’t change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.
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Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.
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survival mode turned on
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In the words of the mayor of Kingstown....FUCK!!
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死
@humanxmaybeOct 24
i need my whole life to change and i also need to go grocery shopping
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 24
Wake up full of energy ready to start the day? No, I don’t do that.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 23
Ready to start the day annoyed by everything. But first, coffee.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 23
Them: what’s the best thing about your job? Me: definitely the pay Them: you get paid a lot? Me: nope
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I used to swear on here a lot more, mostly because I was drinking. I’m starting to do it again, mostly because I quit drinking.
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I just received some horribly bad news that requires my immediate attention, but first, before I do anything, I gotta send a tweet about it.
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Gen Z lacks character because they've never had to trust a guy named "Dogbite" while partying on someone else's property when he says, "nah man, the farmer's out of town, he won't shoot." That's when real leaders were born.
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Big Tee@societyhatesteeOct 23
what doesn't kill you makes you quieter.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 22
People who take a quick power nap and feel refreshed are little psychotic weirdos.
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Reads new work procedures email Yeah I'm not doing that
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My therapist gave me my money back again.
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Them: "do you have to be so sarcastic?" Me: "honestly it just sends like an auto reply on an email these days"
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Showering would wake me up but then I'd have to move. *decisions are hard in the morning
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Walking by yourself on a trail in the woods doesn’t fix everything, but I can say I’ve never left the woods and thought gosh those trees were a bunch of assholes
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 18
It’s never too late to become a better version of yourself. Just kidding, you’re screwed.
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