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David Stone

@rovingthought

Chain smoking excercise enthusiast. No longer wandering through the lower 48.

Joined July 2012
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Web MD is hypochondriac porn.
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Danny Stark@dstark8627 Feb 2024
“Why is this food more expensive than it was this morning” “Sir this is a Wendy’s”
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What's the rarest thing I own? Empathy.
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The inventor of perforated paper has died. RIP
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I wish getting older was a physical entity so I could properly give it the bird.
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder8 Jul 2016
150 years ago, people only heard about bad things that happened nearby. We're not built to process every bad thing that happens everywhere.
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I went to college to become a teacher not a goddamn police officer. I would never ask a police officer to do my job. DO YOUR JOB.
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I am 'gets excited to go to home depot' years old.
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Water picks should come with an attached mirror and cross hair.
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I miss living, just surviving is exhausting
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Find someone that pretends they didn't hear you when you say something stupid. That's love.
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Tony P.@Tbone721915 May 2022
The most fucked up part about being an adult is buying $300 worth of groceries and still have nothing to eat.
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Sheila@Sheila_Mac42010 May 2022
Think for yourself. It’s rebellious.
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If you call the coffee mugs by your bed “a collection”, you never have to take them to the sink
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I can't really think of anything worse than seeing someone I know in a store.
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I shouldn't be this excited about the return of the Mexican Pizza, but here we are.
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One of the wisest things we can teach ourselves is to not only be guarded but to also be wild in who we are in life's madness.
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Some memories will stay on a constant loop inside of your head and heart. So choose wisely which ones you will allow to take permanent residency in there.
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