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“Why is this food more expensive than it was this morning”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”
David Stone retweeted
150 years ago, people only heard about bad things that happened nearby. We're not built to process every bad thing that happens everywhere.
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I went to college to become a teacher not a goddamn police officer. I would never ask a police officer to do my job. DO YOUR JOB.
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The most fucked up part about being an adult is buying $300 worth of groceries and still have nothing to eat.
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If you call the coffee mugs by your bed “a collection”, you never have to take them to the sink
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One of the wisest things we can teach ourselves is to not only be guarded but to also be wild in who we are in life's madness.
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Some memories will stay on a constant loop inside of your head and heart. So choose wisely which ones you will allow to take permanent residency in there.
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If by sensitive you mean hurting when others hurt and taking no bullshit from anyone, then yes, I'm sensitive.
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Being with the wrong person, makes you see all the years that have passed. The right one, lets you see all the years left to come.
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By far the most challenging, difficult, rewarding, and heartbreaking experience of my life has been being a parent. I would highly recommend it.
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I think some men want a bitch. They stupidly chase the girl who could care less about them. And ignore the one who could love them forever.















