be the joke you want to make in the world
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I think the reason I so enjoy Twitter is that it offers the closest recreation of college with its delightful blend of high minded intellectualism, witty banter, and unbridled horniness. My holy trinity of interests.
Right wing chuds apologize for their instinctive recognition of Hillary as the feminine ideal.
They are weak and pathetic. Afraid of the feminine ideal.
They claim to be masculine and yet they are terrified of what a true American male craves.
Pathetic.
when a woman is enamored with you, she will give you this exact look; not the smile per se, but the glimmer in the eyes.
the platonic ideal of the beautiful baby deer gaze, eyes get big and glossy. stares at you almost uncomfortably long. if sitting she’ll rest her chin on her hand. should the context be even remotely appropriate, you must kiss her immediately.
I apologize for using Hillary Clinton to illustrate this.
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it’s funny how i’ve made peace with my childhood and yet it still traumatizes people that i discuss it with.
like. bitch, don’t get dramatic. you’re just hearing about it. goddamn. calm down.
Crazy how I’ve seen the porn parodies of more of these than I’ve seen the originals.
What does that mean?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
@lancecheek seems to be an engagement farming account which simply bulk-posts AI-slop charts with errors. This chart also contains errors. For example, Home Alone was released in 1990 and thus was not 1980's highest grossing film. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Alone 2025's highest grossing film was Minecraft the-numbers.com/market/2025/to…
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This is peak prosocial behavior. To be a regular is to support the American dream for yourself and the business at which you are a regular in a more significant and substantive way than any amount of taxes or ayn randian performativeness could ever achieve
Anyone that says they have a “favorite song” for some artist is a poser loser that doesn’t realize songs are just brush strokes in the canvas of the album and to say one is your favorite is to reveal your simple minded retardness.
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Super annoying when I intended to make a typo but made a typo I didn’t intend and need to edit the message to have the typo I intended
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Me in the group chat when the mean nun is scheduled to be the substitute (due to me “causing” a “mental breakdown” in the 22 year old TFA volunteer that had been teaching us trigonometry)
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it would be so crazy if @ElizabethHolmes ended up inventing a machine that actually delivered on the question “What if a single drop of blood could tell you everything about your health?”
i would love that tbh. idec
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It’s very cute that voters think they are in control of the data they give to big tech. They are so dumb. They are monkeys.
This is obviously the correct moral design. It is equivalent to when the stripper decides to keep dancing after the 3 song limit ends.
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Theoretically, if you leave cash (less than your bill but significantly more than a generous tip) at a busy restaurant that is failing to bring you your check, is that morally good or bad?
Bro. They’re putting LLMs through the 12 step program now
Introducing Inkling 2 Small. Scoring 31 on the AA Intelligence Index, it's a big jump over its predecessor.
Inkling 2 Small is available for fine-tuning and inference on Tinker today, with full weight release planned soon.
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Thinking a democrat controlled congress is gayer than a republican controlled congress is like saying someone with a jacket on owns more clothes than someone not wearing a jacket. You gotta check what’s in the closet to make an accurate assessment.
The American people have made their voices heard.
The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of)
Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
ALT The 120th Congress will be the gayest Congress in American history.
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