be the joke you want to make in the world
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I think the reason I so enjoy Twitter is that it offers the closest recreation of college with its delightful blend of high minded intellectualism, witty banter, and unbridled horniness. My holy trinity of interests.
Right wing chuds apologize for their instinctive recognition of Hillary as the feminine ideal.
They are weak and pathetic. Afraid of the feminine ideal.
They claim to be masculine and yet they are terrified of what a true American male craves.
Pathetic.
when a woman is enamored with you, she will give you this exact look; not the smile per se, but the glimmer in the eyes.
the platonic ideal of the beautiful baby deer gaze, eyes get big and glossy. stares at you almost uncomfortably long. if sitting she’ll rest her chin on her hand. should the context be even remotely appropriate, you must kiss her immediately.
I apologize for using Hillary Clinton to illustrate this.
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“but also, yes, it would help if you let me pumy head in your lap. thank you for offering. i am very vulnerable and not at all leveraging my history of abuse for my own sinful desires.”
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*with whom i discuss. i’m sorry grandma! please don’t beat me. i know grammatical missteps make jesus cry! i’m sorry!
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Misanthropologist retweeted
it’s funny how i’ve made peace with my childhood and yet it still traumatizes people that i discuss it with.
like. bitch, don’t get dramatic. you’re just hearing about it. goddamn. calm down.
it’s funny how i’ve made peace with my childhood and yet it still traumatizes people that i discuss it with.
like. bitch, don’t get dramatic. you’re just hearing about it. goddamn. calm down.
I have such mixed feelings toward “cringe”. I think there’s been a confusing conflation of cringe and effort in the last 1-2 decades with the lines being blurry and strange. Ultimately, if something resonates, it’s laudable effort and if it doesn’t it’s laughable cringe. Which I guess is just a modern rephrasing of how art has always been described, with the more powerful/populous group defining the historical record. But I like Kamikaze a lot and would encourage you to listen to it, and read the lyrics, if you haven’t. You can call me cringe if you do and find it dumb if you want. But I’ll just say you’re dumb and don’t get it if you do. Such is the beautiful discourse of art.
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Crazy how I’ve seen the porn parodies of more of these than I’ve seen the originals.
What does that mean?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
@lancecheek seems to be an engagement farming account which simply bulk-posts AI-slop charts with errors. This chart also contains errors. For example, Home Alone was released in 1990 and thus was not 1980's highest grossing film. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Alone 2025's highest grossing film was Minecraft the-numbers.com/market/2025/to…
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But if you’ve chosen the wrong taqueria I take this all back and condemn your hatred of America
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Misanthropologist retweeted
This is peak prosocial behavior. To be a regular is to support the American dream for yourself and the business at which you are a regular in a more significant and substantive way than any amount of taxes or ayn randian performativeness could ever achieve
This is peak prosocial behavior. To be a regular is to support the American dream for yourself and the business at which you are a regular in a more significant and substantive way than any amount of taxes or ayn randian performativeness could ever achieve
Anyone that says they have a “favorite song” for some artist is a poser loser that doesn’t realize songs are just brush strokes in the canvas of the album and to say one is your favorite is to reveal your simple minded retardness.
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