be the joke you want to make in the world
Newport Beach, CA
Joined January 2020
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Misanthropologist retweeted
it’s funny how i’ve made peace with my childhood and yet it still traumatizes people that i discuss it with.
like. bitch, don’t get dramatic. you’re just hearing about it. goddamn. calm down.
Misanthropologist retweeted
This is peak prosocial behavior. To be a regular is to support the American dream for yourself and the business at which you are a regular in a more significant and substantive way than any amount of taxes or ayn randian performativeness could ever achieve
Misanthropologist retweeted
People would rather fail slowly, over decades such that it never need be felt in a single moment even if the total resulting failure is orders of magnitude more than their level of momentary tolerance
Misanthropologist retweeted
Sufficiently advanced misogyny is indistinguishable from acting hella gay
Misanthropologist retweeted
woman is the only way to actually bio regulate. without them you just end up listening to huberman hacks and being depressed and, maybe, in really good physical shape
Misanthropologist retweeted
Hells yeah! We want to FILL YOU UP.
Now, we ain't gonna take no for answer now, ya hear, ok, so don't be makin' me sic my associate on ya here! He don't take kindly to no.
So, can I fill you up or what?
