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i don't like this

Joined October 2014
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TIL some people hear “that's AI” as “that writing is too advanced to be human”, rather than “that is drivel”
Please go back to primary school if you believe the only way that statement could have been written is using AI.
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abdulrahman listen to me. this is very important. we have to lock in. you need to show up at the whitehouse in that tight black tshirt and call it trumpcare.
Democrats will have a 56-seat majority in the US Senate. We need to use it. Pass Medicare for All.
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her calling charlie kirk a pussy and telling billy he's probably bad at sex straight to his face in his own home. I don't think the word mother is strong enough actually
Amanda Seyfried says "there was no reason" for Billy Evans to "get that aggressive" during their "You Can See Everything" dinner clash, where Evans dragged her acting and defended Charlie Kirk. “This guy has disrespected me in such a way that I was like, ‘Oh, I don’t think so, buddy,'” Seyfried told Rolling Stone. “I was in the frame of mind where this guy is disrespectful, and I’m here in his home, and I’m gonna argue this because I actually have a pretty solid stance on things. I don’t like the way he’s using this human being, his wife — the person he says he’s ‘building monuments of love’ to — as a tool. Maybe he does respect her, but he’s behaving like he does not respect her. And not only am I protective of myself, I’m just trying to set the record straight in a way where I’m trying to defend myself, too, while maintaining some kind of rapport with him, so I can stay and he doesn’t kick us out, you know?” variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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steb retweeted
It’s a good bit to make a mentally deficient person read a statement written by a lawyer
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mfw the goblins begin communicating with the enraged bloodthirsty minotaur i kited to their village and they start pointing in the direction where i’m hiding in the bushes
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so-called free thinkers when the camp got rested exp tent
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Rapist Brock Turner is going by Allen Turner now because he thinks he should be able to just move on with his life. I disagree, so every time there’s an update I’m thrilled to share it far & wide. He’s in Dayton Ohio & looks like this now.
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my vegan hot takes, feel free to comment or repost with yours
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James Blunt being asked his favourite cheese on live TV.
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call me a wokescold all you want but all he had to do was go "oh yeah, good point" but making a big deal of rolling his eyes and huffing at the concept of accessibility is actually ableist ☝🏻
Therapist in the crowd out-wokes me
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watching saiki k and getting to *the* scene
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steb retweeted
You guys have zero originality lmfao
Here are the most popular surnames in WoW Forever during Week 1! Did you use one of these?
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exchanging buffs on the road
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Comedy is legal again
"I've Had It" podcast hosts say audience has grown amid Charlie Kirk backlash. 🎥: I've Had It
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the lady doing my bottom surgery told me this pussy's gonna have wii motion plus inside
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On Veterans Day I am reminded of the great Twitter proverb: “I rather serve crack than serve this country”
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steb retweeted
I need to lay eyes on that gate at the airport before I do anything else.
What’s a Millennial habit that gives you away instantly, no matter your age?
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steb retweeted
He changed history
She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!
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Release air trapped in the colon by 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. But be careful-- The sound and smell may alert enemies to your position.
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I’m down to my dick and balls is the funniest way to say I’m broke
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