An obdurate man with a word of the day calendar who is unencumbered by the vicissitudes of life. Gal 3:28
Near Charlotte, NC
Joined May 2013
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Former #NYR forward Ron Duguay, who was known for his scoring flair, flowing hair and Manhattan escapades during his eight seasons with the Rangers and ranks 25th on the franchise's all-time goal-scoring list, has succumbed to cancer at the age of 69. nytimes.com/athletic/7689694…
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[eating microwave macaroni and cheese out of a coffee mug with a melon baller]: Meh I don't care about money
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I don’t know about you, but if I’m about to invest in an encyclopedia for my family I’m gonna need the peace of mind that only comes with Pete Rose’s endorsement.
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In my next staff meeting I plan to finish my report with, "...[I]f I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground."
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Alien: "So a 'salad' is anything with lettuce in it?"
me: "Yup, unless it has mayonnaise in it instead like tuna salad, potato salad, chicken salad or macaroni salad."
Alien: "That is so confusing but I think I understand. What's that you're eating?"
me: "This is fruit salad."
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The worst thing about getting older is injuries you can't explain. For instance, where did I get this head in my freezer.
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The HMS SURPRISE from Master and Commander is in such disrepair that the museum where she’s docked has decided to permanently close the exhibit.
There is nothing to be done to save her. According to the museum, it would cost more than $25 million.
The exhibit closes in August 2027.
@russellcrowe Captain Aubrey, if you’d like a last look at your beloved Surprise, time is short.
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My dad used to tell me that you can’t save anyone; they have to save themselves.
Great man. Terrible lifeguard.
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Cadbury Creme Eggs are the most delicious way to accidentally eat a little piece of tinfoil.
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Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.
Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.
We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.
Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.
Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.
#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis
