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Channelling Mephistopheles; no malice, a hint of temptation A figment of my own imagination & may contain traces of nuts @Justice_4_Sarah #JusticeForSarahLawson

Utopia metamorphosing dystopia
Joined March 2019
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Captain Chaos retweeted
#HaveALaugh as Dame Edna shocks the Brits.😂
Dame Edna, completely straight-faced, tells Parkinson that looking out at the San Francisco audience she saw all these “disoriented people” clinging to each other — same-sex couples — “doing funny things.” Then the kicker: “But they’re people… and who knows, they may get well.” The delivery is pure soft-focus housewife kindness. No raised eyebrow, no “I’m joking” signal. Just Edna being Edna while the room does that half-laugh, half-hold-breath thing. It’s the exact moment you remember why Barry Humphries could get away with almost anything: the character is so airtight that the most vicious line still sounds like something your aunt might mutter over tea. Today that clip would be screenshotted and ratioed before the credits. Then it just sat on BBC2 and people either roared or quietly decided they hadn’t quite heard it right.
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Andrew Constance pulls off what can only be called a cunning stunt...grubby #FKN Zionist.
That's exactly why he commissioned a "Safety Report" - even though nobody asked for one. The CEO is responsible for ensuring a "safe working environment" under NSW Work Health and Safety laws. So - Andrew Constance cited "staff and visitor safety concerns" (even though none existed) as the basis for his decision, following a risk report that he himself commissioned. Because he could then frame it as an "operational safety issue", Andrew Constance very cunningly side-stepped councillor's authority to pull the event without a councillor vote.
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So much mischief 😻
Morning! 😂🔥 Cats!?!? 😺
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Captain Chaos retweeted
That young man deserves so much appreciation! Instead of turning away or simply standing by and filming such a heartbreaking sight, he stepped in to help, giving a life that was slowly fading a chance to survive. 🦈💗
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Captain Chaos retweeted
Notice how @JasonClareMP always has a bob each way. Refers to “racism in all its noxious forms” but only singles out ONE for action. Hard to believe he’s been captured, too.
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Replying to @JasonClareMP
Until Labor pull this new mandatory Zionist demand of teaching/indoctrinating our children with Jewish Israeli propaganda in our SECULAR public education system, nothing you say or do is even acknowledged. Get Israel out of our government & away from our kids. Teach Australia’s Indigenous history/truth. Australia First. Not Israel First.
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #FMD - with an endorsement from Andrew Bolt, it must have been a bestseller, like this masterpiece below from this other revered and celebrated raconteur.
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Captain Chaos retweeted
Zionist Israel's violations of International Law and United Nations General Assembly Resolutions: 1947: Borders which violate UNGA 181 1948: Violation of UNGA 194 - Right of Return or compensation of Refugees UNGA 273 Conditions of admission to the UN
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Captain Chaos retweeted
Following the ethnic cleansing of ~750,000 Palestinians—theft of their land and property, in violation of Israel's own Declaration of Independence, Israel then violated the very UNGA resolutions and conditions that they had agreed to comply with in order to be admitted to the UN.
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Captain Chaos retweeted
Subsequent to Israel's 1948 Declaration of Independence, Israel violated it's own declaration and engaged in the removal of Palestinians from within it's borders, failing to provide those persons with equal rights - correct?
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Captain Chaos retweeted
Zionism is racism. Zionism is a European, racist, supremacist, colonial political project with the explicitly stated goal of complete control of the whole of Palestine AND beyond. An engineered majority, refusing right of return of refugees and unlawful occupation is apartheid.
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Captain Chaos retweeted
The CIA & MI6 staged a coup in Iran in 1953, after the Iranian oil wealth was nationalised AFTER BP refused an audit of their oil extraction. Hamas didn't exist before 1987, Zionist Israel's land theft, dispossession, atrocities, and violations of International Law started 1948.
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Captain Chaos retweeted
"The Zionists particularly were against anything...If they couldn't have the whole of Palestine...everything handed to them...We had to take it in small doses. You can't move 5 or 6 million people out of a country & fill it up with 5 or 6 million more..."
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Captain Chaos retweeted
The true story of Israel's creation, through the words of its own founders For decades, Israel’s lies have demonised its victims, ensuring that no matter the crimes it commits, slaughtering children, the world remains incapable of empathy for Palestinians
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Captain Chaos retweeted
In their own words:
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Israel’s ethnic cleansing in Gaza and the West Bank is responsible for Antisemitism, not cartoons that call out those actions.
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Captain Chaos retweeted
The British government says in the Supreme Court that those thousands of pensioners being arrested for holding placards are criminals and are engaged in terrorist activity.
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Captain Chaos retweeted
This comes as Jess Wilson launched her campaign bus today, directly into a store.
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Captain Chaos retweeted
OMG @SHARRIMARKSON LISTEN TO THIS EXTREMIST JIHADIST LUNATIC!!!
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Replying to @AngusTaylorMP
@AngusTaylorMP stop fucking lying. DJs has entered administration due to 10+ yrs of shit management. Your govt allowed it to be sold to South Africans, who then sold it to the same private equity company that bankrupted Dick Smith stores, Anchorage. It has nothing to do with Albo
With the news that David Jones has been placed into voluntary administration, first and foremost our thoughts are with the thousands of workers who face a difficult and uncertain time ahead. This news will also come as a shock to Australians right across the country. David Jones is the world's oldest continuously operating department store. Founded in 1838, it is older than the state of Victoria. Older than the Sydney Opera House. This iconic Australian business has survived two world wars, the Great Depression and countless economic crises. But after 188 years, it cannot find a way forward in Labor's economy. David Jones is now among the thousands of Australian businesses being pushed to the brink by rising costs, higher interest rates and an economy that is going backwards. It's not alone. What we’re seeing is an economy that’s crumbling under Labor. Across the country, businesses large and small are being forced to make tough decisions. Whether to reduce hours. Whether to cut jobs. Whether they can afford to keep going. Labor promised Australians a Future Made in Australia. Instead, we're seeing an Australia that is closing for business. More taxes. More regulation. More spending. Higher energy costs. And businesses being suffocated by a government that simply doesn't understand how jobs and prosperity are created. This is the economy Labor has built. You cannot have a strong economy without strong businesses. And you cannot protect Australian jobs while making it harder and more expensive to employ Australians. Australia needs a government that backs enterprise, rewards effort and restores confidence. That means lower taxes. Less red tape. Cheaper, more reliable energy. And an end to Labor's reckless spending that's driving up inflation. The Coalition will fight to rebuild an economy where businesses can invest, employ Australians and grow again. An economy that restores our standard of living and protects our way of life. Australia should be open for business, not closing its doors.
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