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Harav J.B.

@HaravJB
Joined December 2009
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voostitz@voostitz14 Dec 2012
Still don't know y non religious Jews celebrate Hanukkah?? Isn't Hanukkah celebrated because the religious Jews won over the non religious??
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Mayor bloomberg said hes not sending salt trucks to sea gate & far rockaway etc... Er vill nisht gissen zaltz oif zeire vunden.
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Bakusha fin Kol mevaser: azoi v the lines zenen moiredig fill, BITA nisht rifan nor oib m'hut emesdig nisht vos tzi tean..
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With 0% counted dilan 0% Velazquez 0%
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Best jokes@Hultz122 Jan 2012
Good Definitions :DOCTOR: A person who kills UR ills by pills,& kills u by bills :BOSS: Some1 who is early when UR late & late when UR early
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Trust is like an eraser; it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake. Via @TurxJokes @JokeSpot
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Daily Jokes!@Litzem27 May 2011
Breaking! Skver BP Changed their name to "Jew Land BP". . . #JewLand
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Abe Breuer
@abebreuer29 Apr 2011
I opened my closet today, and my Shtreimel is looking at me like "not again, are you?"...
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Yoely@ShulNews14 Oct 2010
Its a mazel that the landlords dont take rent on every Rosh Choidesh, in a iber year will be 13 payments.
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Yoely@ShulNews14 Sep 2010
I saw someone buying 100's of suppositorys, saying that he had a baby, so is giving Kidish this Shabos-Yom kipur..
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Daily Jokes!@Litzem23 Aug 2010
Obama got the cleanest mind in politics,and that's because he changes it every hour...
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"I'd like to become d next President of d United States. Receptionist: "What r u, an idiot? "Why, is it required?"
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I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!
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Der Blatt@DerBlattHQ5 Aug 2010
SHOKING NEWS!!! TRAGEDY IN WILLAMSBURG R' AKIVA HENDLER DIDNT WAKE UP THIS MORNING RCH"L BUT DONT WORRY, HE WOKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON !!!
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