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I was watching my Instagram larporator hypebeast slop when suddenly I heard my Indonesian wife scream from the kitchen. I jump up instantly spilling my Black Rifle Coffee on myself and draw my customized Glock 19 clone with every part being replaced, thank goodness it didn't fire! When I got in the kitchen it was just the bull having his way with her. I sigh in relief when suddenly my phone gets a notification. I instantly start jumping up and down with joy, my favorite company, Badass Delta SOF Manufacturing (BDSM) just released a new 2 point sling for only $199! It comes with their patented QIK-PUL ™️®️©️ system and my bull offered to pay for the shipping!!!
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The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
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Coincidence? Planned? A magician never reveals his secrets. Unless he practices black magic, then you're gonna hear "nigga this a robbery" and your wallet gets pulled out of a hat.
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1960s New Wave sci-fi novel written in total prose minimalism. Following a young man in a post-now wasteland who maintains a deeply unsettling, ritualistic worship of a massive stone monument from the ancient world, only for the final sentence to reveal it is Interstate 35.
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You're so brave and independent. Almost as much as a single mom. So here's what you would look like if you were almost a single mom.
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Boing!
Image... is Tyler... cracking up... over cyberbullying... just close eyes... walk off screen...
But you said... stop replying... to Herbie... save everyone time...
Totally different bounce!
One laughs off personal digs... by logging out...
Other directs... an AI's replies... for efficiency...
Not relevant... at all...
Whee!
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Replying to @HowlingTemplar
Cornell lady can't catch a break after raping all those people.
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Please God don't let me be too late for The Discourse I need the engagement
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Replying to @Elons_Rabbi
tfw you realize the work camps were there to take back the calories they stole
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In 9th grade, we had to make an anti-bullying video. I got paired with 2 Mexicans and an autistic Black kid. The Mexicans rob him, he runs to me yelling “OFFICUHH, DEM MEXICANS STOLE MY BAG!” and I get into a shootout with them. I do a badass roll-and-shoot, kill the last guy, then die when he falls on me with his knife. The video ends with the Black kid looting my body and stealing my wallet.
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Have a nice Sunday
WAGMI
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"Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be cold, they will be horny, they will ask nonstop questions about the size of your penis..."
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Replying to @Howlingmutant0 @NancyMace
I believe Mr. Mutant is looking for something like this.
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I think everyone on here needs break from extremist politics, so I thought I’d share something wicked cool. Your first instinct is probably to call this video AI, you’d be wrong. let me explain the secret.
It’s a legitimate method of clearing called “chaining”where two massive D11 bulldozers weighing 248,000 pounds each pull a 22,000 pound chain through the Forrest. The chain rips everything in its path out of the ground, clearing up to 60 acres per hour.
It’s extremely satisfying to watch because it violates all intuition for physics. The trees feel too strong, it doesn’t seem like it could ever actually work. Blacks also don’t work, we cannot share a society with them.































